Sunday, September 16, 2012
BODY PARTS FOUND AT FOOT OF SCARBOROUGH BLUFFS!
An adventurous explorer who wishes to remain nameless discovered the body parts this morning while hiking around the Lake Ontario shoreline. Body parts seen were a passenger side front door and a trunk lid, believed to be from a '53 or '54 Chevrolet. Local police "aren't very interested", saying that several years ago a nearly complete automobile was found at the same site. Oh, well.