Record deal signed?

  Today I signed an imaginary contract with an imaginary label named "Rart". I got what I asked4 -- 30 cents per unit sold. I guess we'll move a few hundred discs per year. Greater revenue will come from Downloads from CD Baby.  ~~  I used to date Del Casher's niece. During that time, Ray Butts gave me a detailed demo of his Ecco-Fonic. Can u say "tape hiss"? Next up:
"oil can delay".

U under-60s may not know what that is.