Thursday, December 27, 2012

(some of) What really happened during our Christmas getaway.

Restoration of the Iceboat wasn't completed, so there was none of that  over slush & water stuff hapnin (the Lake was barely frozen) but we raced these terrible junky cars on an oval track. I don't think we ever exceeded 90 km/h w/ our tires somewhat deflated for better traction on the "inclemency". The cars had no glass, like demo derby cars, but they DID have lights. Sherri and I had '70s Toyotas and there were several small-series Honda Civics. Our host Dave drove a Datsun (remember that name once used by Nissan?) pickup which was pretty quick! This
had to be the first time I'd driven a car unaccompanied since the previous millennium and despite the modest speeds, it WAS fun! I hope we get to do this again next year. ~ The food was too good -- I had to limit my portional  intake to keep to ~ All in all, a GREAT 3 1/2 days!!

I saw a CRAFT last night.

It was on a trailer, towed by a big SUV and was kind-of SHIP-shaped. It was open, w/ a big wraparound windshield, so I'm pretty sure that it was man-made, maybe
 from the 1960s or '70s. Why it was being transported overland at this time of year, I have NO IDEA, but pojgfy pojr [poth] hmmdfl immn prahh kjner linf O-trap hilim

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

EXCLUSIVE! to Van Leer website!

Four "grey" aliens traveling in a late '50s sedan  trying to look inconspicuous!
  What a great start to the 2012-13  Winter! Man! Don't the "greys' look like a
middle-aged bunch of Caucasian "rockers"? I surely think so! And you thought only reptilians could  'shape-shift'! ~ The "greys" 4sure blew it with the CAR, though --
that 3-tone sedan doesn't look inconspicuous AT ALL!

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Expose' In The Making:

Did STARLINGS teach Santa's reindeer how to fly?

Monday, December 17, 2012

A 'toasty' post, wherein I fracture a few carols.

Yet in Big Dork Street shineth / Too many Christmas lights. / My hope, my dear,  this time of year / (is) not to slip and fall on ice.  ~~~~~  Glad tidings 2U and 2all of mankind. We'll drink and we'll drink 'til we're totally blind.  ~~~~~  Santa Claus is coming in heat!  ~~~~~  Have y'rself a merry little Christmas. Don't let it be a drag.
{*We'll pig out on peanuts s and Crackerjacks. Who's gonna care if we're half in the bag? So it's root,root,root like a root-hog. We'll probably miss the last train / and if
one damn' thing goes too wrong, watch us shift. the. blame!*}  [from] the valley of the jolly Red Santa! Ho, ho, ho! ~  BTW, {*} is sung to the tune of "Take Me Out To The Ballgame"

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Lee Van Leer wishes y'all ...

A VERY HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON, and may 2013 be BETTER for you than any previous year!

Monday, December 3, 2012


...stoked! enthused! excited! 2B gigging after a 4-month flippin' hiatus!  ~ R U Red-E
Turoq, dance, bounce, slide, eat, drink,  and in gen-rul BE PART OF THE PARTY? ~
'Brethren and cistern', sing along if U know the lyrics!