Monday, December 17, 2012

A 'toasty' post, wherein I fracture a few carols.

Yet in Big Dork Street shineth / Too many Christmas lights. / My hope, my dear,  this time of year / (is) not to slip and fall on ice.  ~~~~~  Glad tidings 2U and 2all of mankind. We'll drink and we'll drink 'til we're totally blind.  ~~~~~  Santa Claus is coming in heat!  ~~~~~  Have y'rself a merry little Christmas. Don't let it be a drag.
{*We'll pig out on peanuts s and Crackerjacks. Who's gonna care if we're half in the bag? So it's root,root,root like a root-hog. We'll probably miss the last train / and if
one damn' thing goes too wrong, watch us shift. the. blame!*}  [from] the valley of the jolly Red Santa! Ho, ho, ho! ~  BTW, {*} is sung to the tune of "Take Me Out To The Ballgame"

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