Sunday, September 6, 2015

"Black-eyed children" update.

"Black-eyed children" now knock on doors asking to borrow a can opener.
If can opener is provided it is suddenly imbued with awesome power,
enabling it to be used for dismantling automobiles. A "magic carport" will
appear on your front lawn, wherein dismantled autos will be teleported to Somewhere Else. If you value your car or light truck, don't lend a can opener
to "black-eyed children"!


  1. Stofflshire, where paleontology meets bric-a-brac.

  2. High school CAN be Hell. My 1st year was fine, but then I had the SENSE to drop out... and start ROCKIN'!!