A pitcher is worth...

1) several bottles or cans..
2) several retired outfielders whose major league careers were brief.
3) more money than I earned in X decades!

My name is Ovni Mufon.

  I'm a Canadian citizen living in Belize. I've discovered and perfected a way to make baked goods expand immensely in size.
   In September 2016 I expanded a bagel to a diameter of  11' and brought it
back to the present (August 2015). The bagel is now perfectly round and has
taken on a highly reflective glazed appearance.
  On September 4th 2015 using a fleet of RC helicopters I and four associates plan to fly the bagel from  an undisclosed location to Stan Wadlow Park in East
York where we will cause it to hover over the centre of the park at an altitude
of 70' to honour the birthday of D'Arcy J.M. Cain, a true pioneer and expert of the Internet, We do not plan to have the bagel hover for more than 1 min. 40 sec., just long enough for Carol Cain to record the event with her excellent Canon digital camera.
  After moving the bagel and covering it with Canada's fourth-largest tarpaulin,
we will proceed to a secure indoor location to co-host The Great Birthday Party.
  Yummies will include an ice cream cake, sweet pickled tiny onions and
normal sized bagels containing cream cheese

 and fresh strawberries.
 

The Best Non-Fiction-sounding Title Of 2015.

1. The Assassination Of Secretary Of State Beaufort Ublome*, His Mistress And Three Kittens

2. That first title is so good, to bloody 'ell with the runner-up!

Happy Summer! "TapinJam" open Stage @ Melange has "stopped" after last Wed. evg. of May 2015.

Keep watching here AND the 'white rectangle' for TapinJam venue updates!

Hovering

There are 600,000 people living on Mars and they look like us.

June 12th: On this day at Manny's Metropole Cafe', "Sillysal" invented ONION RINGS.

And Gord saw that it was good, and ordered onion rings for himself, his wife Mairi and his two children Kayl & Sue, and there was pizza 'n the valley.
Batter up!

we're !PARTING OUT! the Jillard "Lee Van Leer Custom" guitar!

Why? Bcuz everyone who's played it LOVES the neck, but "hates" the "no upper horn" body! Neck is 24 1/2" scale (like a Gretsch) comfortable "D" profile witth
stainless steel medium 'sort-of-jumbo' frets, Gotoh tuning machines & 2 string trees and bone nut ~ A Squier heel plate is included. ~ Hardware for sale: a LOUD (15K) Ibanez
V5 HB pickup ,$75 firm. ~ Gotoh "harmonica" TOM bridge, $X.  ~ Sorry, the HS CASE is NOT for sale!
MORE PICS can be found on Craigslist ad #5138580443. Thank you for viewing this post!

Custom NECK, loud (15K) Ibanez V5 HBPU and
Schaller "harmonica" TOM bridge are consigned
@ CASK Music,1054 Queen St. E., just E. of Pape
Ave., Toronto, ON until sold. ~ Prices are firm!