A Race Of Giants

And lo, there came upon the Earth from a distant galaxy a race of giants known as the Nephilim, who invented both the t-shirt and the tank top, also the knitting machine, for the Nephilim thought that cotton was cool, and also
comfortable. The Nephilim had only three surnames, one of which was Buick,
and the other two were guttural and quite difficult for humans to pronounce. Humans adopted the surname Buick, which exists to this day as Buick or La Buick. After reducing the edible vegetation of their adopted
region of the Earth to waay short supply, the Nephilim boarded their streamlined craft and left our planet. They have left us, though, with three pearls of wisdom: 1) the peanut is not a nut, but actually a bean. 2) Strawberries are not true berries. 3) "Building pyramids is easy!" This latter
may be true if your race's average height is eight feet and you have extremely advanced technology at your disposal. Some believe that the Nephilim will return to Earth someday, but the majority of UFOlogists say, "Not bloody likely!"